自我隔離平安夜
Sounds like one of those corny stupid christmas shows at the local mall huh.
Just like 逢場作興聖誕夜


So After my $30 dinner, with the carol singers' songs still loud and clear from downstairs, I found myself watching the most predictable (and perhaps slightly effeminate) film. Alone. On Christmas Eve.

...Yes I suppose I do need to get a life at some point.




Love Actually




Just because it's Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

Alright let's see how many I can offend at a time.

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The arrangements of the whole thing was as bad and unprofessional as the people sleeping, texting, talking on the phone, walking around and (gasp!) eating during it. Donald Tsang was smiling like that baby's face of the sun in the Teletubbies when people trashed Henry Tang, who by the way could still maintain the visage of a smug ugly horse wearing The Joker's grin no matter what they threw at him.

The little presentation from the protesters served as little more than stale and subpar comedy from a few boring fellows emitting illiterate syllables at regular intervals. Honestly, they're like zombies, booing (or mooing, or whatever that was) every minute or so. Rule of thumb for these unfortunately untalented entertainers: if you're using foul language, stress the consonants; if you're not using profanities, enunciate; if you're really just booing (or mooing), be more freaking creative and try harder.

The ceremonies themselves were as dreary and predictable as any TVB series, and involved as much waiting around as calling a customer hotline. I still can't recognize my Mr. Vice-Chancellor Lau on my graduation day (come on he has a really really really undistinguished face). And every single one of us looked stupid in that cap, until someone decided to drop his in front of the whole congregation on live broadcast (and future dvds!) and made us all feel better.

This all sounds like such a terrible show, which means HK audience will love it so much.

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Oh....I'm so drunk on cheap humour.

It's Friday Night, and I have me, myself and my own boring thoughts to look forward to.
You can imagine my excitement. Yay.


A healthy young adult living the life of a retired hermit. High-five.

And that's when I stop asking why people would indulge themselves in cigarettes, drugs, liquor, suicide groups on facebook, the difference between 有好感 and 求愛, finance, the East Asian Games...

1.
But who am I to dream
Dreams are for fools, they let you down

And I know that it's a wonderful world
But I can't feel it right now
Well I thought that I was doing well
But I just wanna cry now



2.
如履薄冰. Literally. Every single year.



3.
And it's beginning to snow.



4.
'Cause people lie all the time. Especially to themselves.